VIETNAM TRIP FEBRUARY 2020 – From Hanoi to Hoi An – Travel Tips

VIETNAM TRIP FEBRUARY 2020 – From Hanoi to Hoi An – Travel Tips


Lenka: “I get off!” Viktor: ” Let’s summarise it” Viktor: “After 38-hour journey of which we spent 20 hours in “dangerous” Beijing..” Viktor: “..we are finally here!” Lenka: “Drink again!” Viktor: “You have to burn Corona!” Lenka: “What a great bottle” Viktor: “So it doesn’t get you Beny!” Beny: “After this it has no chance!” Viktor: “Friends.. disinfection..” Lenka: “How tall it is?!” Viktor: “Very tall!” Lenka: “Funny!” Viktor: “What’s happend?” Lenka: “Some nasty rat is there..” Viktor: “You are idiots..” Viktor: “Come on, come on!” Lenka: *laugh* “I hate kayaks!” Viktor: “Follow us!” Viktor: “What is this blue boat?!” Beny: “To the left.. to the left!!” Lenka: “There is a stone.. fu** Lenka: We go like di**heads! Kačka: Hii! Jeff: “Ahoy” Viktor: “Hi castaways!” Viktor: “the first Slovak hardy man is here” Monika: “Jump right now!” Viktor: “What is the water temperature?” Beny: “Perfect” Others: *Laugh* Kačka: “Dude.. I will drown here!” Viktor: “Where you got Willson dude?!” Viktor: “Disinfection!” Shrimp: “We’re going out of here!” Jeff: “Don’t speak while eating!” Lenka: “Stay with me guys!” Viktor: “Lenka, I heard, that you are not going with us today” Who comes to visit you? Lenka: “The whole family!” Viktor: “How long you haven’t seen them?” Lenka: “I have never seen them..” Beny: “Yeah?” Viktor: “I would like to ask you how does it feel to know, that your girlfriend might be kidnapped by her Vietnamese family? Beny: “True, I was thinking about that, and I have left passports with her, I should take it with myself! Viktor: “They said.. Good guy.. What they said?” Beny: “DANDY GUY” Viktor: “Dandy guy?” Monika: “Slap-mountain!” (HIMYM) Viktor: “It is there!” Monika: “I didn’t have time to tell you..” Monika: “You put a lot of it there!” Monika: “Hm? What you gonna do now, Viktor?” Monika: “This is the right springroll!” Monika: “Oh my god! Viktor: “Good morning” Viktor: “We had really interesting evening yesterday” Viktor: “Lenka met her father after 16 years Viktor: “And we found out, that our flight was canceled” Viktor: “And we’ll see what await us today..” Viktor: “It is little bit foggy …..so hopefully we’ll see something” Lenka’s father: “It is sour, but tasty.. You can try!” Lenka’s father: “Come on! Sit down and try!” Jeff: “I just wanted to ask what is it?” Monika: “Jesus, it is matryoshka” Viktor: “Good?”
Monika: “It’s chilli there!” Jeff: “I should start braking, so we don’t crash!” Viktor: “You again?!” Viktor: “Who are you working for?!!” “Viktor: I still want to serve some snacks to that Vietnam ladies” Beny: “Ohh.. it was beautifull” Jeff: “I’M STARVING!” Lenka: “Let’s eat!” Viktor: “It is not a human!” Viktor: It’s a machine!” Viktor: “Jeff, what are you eating?” Jeff: “RICE WHEEL” Jeff: “It’s a 4th meal for dinner” Jeff: “Not bad” Viktor: “Ok, let’s go” Monika: “It is spicy or not, Jeff?” Kačka: “It burns darling?!” Viktor: “Happy?” Jeff: “Yes, …just one more banana..” Viktor: “It’s full of worms, earthworms ect. Jeff: “Mmm, It sounds great” Viktor: “It sound delicious!” Lenka: “That black couch…. like porn” *laugh* Jeff: “How many portions are there?” Viktor: “Ok, this is a special dessert, there are beans…” Viktor: “There is a mango..” Viktor: “Taste is delicious!” Viktor: “We are eating saulau, local speciality… there is crispy stuff” Viktor: “There is chilli, limes..” Viktor: “……It wasnt saulau…. šaulau.. šau..” Viktor: “..Ok, it’s a KauLau” Waitress: “It’s a Cao lầu!” Viktor: “And what is leached in this?” Beny: “Here’s a ginger…. Goji.. Beny: “Some black blueberries… big ones” Beny: “And this root is …. Beny: “Vietnamese… …Double-unicorn.. *laugh*” Viktor: “Double-unicorn??”
Beny: “Yas… Yes..” Lenka: “OMG!?! *laugh*” Viktor: “Here we go?” Kačka: “Extremely sweet!!!” Viktor: “Why you’re drinking a glue?” Viktor: “What are you eating again, dude?!” Jeff: “Apple with stone..” Viktor: “What are you eating now?” Jeff: “Just some cracker” Viktor: “Do you have to eat again, dude?!” Jeff: “Star..” Jeff: “It is 5-star bus, there is no better luxury than this!” Viktor: “Here you can see, what the face masks are for?” Viktor: “..It’s a bullsh**!” Viktor: “We don’t have fly tickets, nothing… Viktor: “Maybe we will start a new life here.. Viktor: “..and we’ll sell socks for a few bucks” Beny: “..or sheep-cheese gnocchi!”
Viktor:”What do you think? Could i do my clown show here?” Viktor: “Good morning!” Beny: “I feel so dirty, ..ugly! Jeff: “Me too, like a homeless..” *LAUGH* Lenka: *ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!* Monika: “Poor Jeff, he’ll have trouble..” Viktor: “guys.. This is how a double room looks like..” Viktor: “Bennyyy!”
Beny: “mo**fu*” Monika: “Is it good?” …Yum!” *laugh* Monika: “I have it in my nose”
Lenka: You made it!” Viktor: “Would you like a BahnMi?”
Beny: “Nope..” Viktor: “Ok, this time we broke tire..” Viktor: I have special tip for you. If you plan to visit Hue, definitely try this special massage!” Viktor: “For a good price and absolutely epic!” Lenka: “Let’s look inside!” Jeff: “We should go that way” Viktor: “Maybe this is a right adventure..” Jeff: “Yeah, but my bike is getting smoke.. In this pace my motorbike will be broken soon..” Beny: “Do you know, how long i built it?!” Jeff: “We were 10 days somewhere in the rainforest… and finally we are on the beach for the first time” Viktor: “You’re hungry, aren’t you?”
Jeff: “Yes..” Lenka: “What are you doing?” Viktor: “I wax the surfboards” Viktor: “We are burned like a bacons!” Monika: *scream* Viktor: “Come on, come on Monika!” Viktor: “Let’s go again… live show.. from Danang!” Monika: “I got the same crap as you” Lenka: “A SPEACH?!” Lenka: “M..mm..Monika was my good friend… goodbye!” Viktor: “So.. to summerize it, where we had the most “shrunken balls”, so where?” Lenka: “In Beijing” Viktor: “Yeah, me… second.. The proposal” Viktor: “And 3rd time… mmm.. Actually it was allright” Lenka: “Wait a week *cough* Lenka: “She’s doing pranks all the time!! We’ll give it back!” Lenka: “You’re pi** me off! *laugh*” Viktor: “What about my strawbery..” Monika: “And I have the same colour of blanket as a strawberry” Viktor: “Are you looking forward to 13-hours flight?” Monika: “We can do it together” Viktor: “Where is your ring, dude?” *laugh*
Viktor: “Oh god, my face mask is falling down… Ok, see you next time!”

7 thoughts on “VIETNAM TRIP FEBRUARY 2020 – From Hanoi to Hoi An – Travel Tips

  1. Hele jednou to preci mohu napsat normálně, ikdyz moje postava mi ukládá povinnost psát jako debil…V životě jsem chtěl bavit davy, podařilo se mi to…sleduji mě tisíce lidi, ale víš co je nejlepší? Že ty taky bavíš davy, sice ne hlavně na YouTube; ale hlavně v reálným životě na tvých vystoupení a táborech, cením formu, jakou se ti to povedlo…Nalim (tvuj táborník😂)

  2. Is there anywhere in the world you would love to visit again?

    Which place would you least like to go to…?

    What do you like about traveling?

    If you could go anywhere, where would you like to go?

  3. Swietny clip, moi drodzy Polscy przyjaciele !, – Mysle ze warto odwiedzac i zrobic inny clip po innych obszarach Wietnamu, jak Wyzynie srodkowego Wietjnamu, Mekong Delta !! – jak myslicie o Wietnamie, powiedzcie szczerze , o zyczliwosci Wietnamczykow, kulturach, o krajobrazie, kllmatcie, jedzeniach, obslugi, wolnosci, bezpieczenctwie, nowoczesnosci na tle tradycji, przede wszstkim o roznomaitosci w jednym kraju o obszarze mniej wiejcej jak Polska ?… Czy tak jak stereotyp, ktory wiekszosc Polakow sobie wyobraza, ze Wietnam jest kraj maly, brzydki, brudny, zacofany, biedny, … ? Kazdy kraj ma co czego inne nie maja. na przyklad, Polska- macie gory na poludniu piekne jak Karpaty (w zimie), Krakow z Mariackim Koscielem, i jeziory na Mazurach ( Polnocno-wschodnie), o ktorych Wietnamczycy tylo marza. a jedzenie – Bigos, flaki, golab (zrobiony z kapusta i miesiem),.. i wodka ! Zytnia lub Bobr (z lisciem). Widzicie Na tym polega przyjemnosc turystyki.
    Witam serdecznie i zapraszam do naszego kraju, Wietnamu. !

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