Things Moms Say at Dinner

Things Moms Say at Dinner


Dinner! Wash your hands! Did you wash your hands? Wash your hands! You did not wash your hands. Wash your hands! Yep. Your only choice! Get your feet off the table! Foot off the table. Please don’t throw any food on the floor. No standing in your chair! No Ipad at dinner. No, I’m not making you a second meal. What are you doing underneath the table? Don’t eat with your hands, okay? No you can’t be full. Get back here! Please don’t play with your food. Stop wiping your face on your shirt. Use your fork! If you eat all your avocado, I’ll give you a cookie. If you don’t eat, you’re not getting dessert. Okay! Just eat half of it! Okay! Fine that’s enough. You can have dessert, whatever. You can’t have TV at dinner.

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