Girl at a Bar – SNL

Girl at a Bar – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[CROWD TALKING]>>HEY, GIRL, I’M JUST CHECKING
TO SEE IF YOU ARE HERE YET, AND I DON’T SEE YOU SO —
I’M JUST GOING TO GRAB A SEAT AT THE BAR, ALL RIGHT.
SO JUST FIND ME WHEN YOU GET HERE.
BYE.>>EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT
TAKEN?>>OH.
>>I’M SORRY, I’M NOT LIKE A GROSS GUY TRYING TO HIT ON YOU
OR ANYTHING. I JUST — I CAN’T FIND A SEAT.
>>OKAY, YEAH, SURE.>>THANKS.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH SKEEZY GUYS.
>>I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS.>>I THINK ONE IS OUR PRESIDENT.
>>DO NOT REMIND ME.>>I’M DAVE.
>>I’M MICHELLE.>>I HAVE GOT TO SAY I REALLY
LIKE YOUR T-SHIRT.>>OH.
YEAH, WELL, THE FUTURE IS FEMALE.
>>I KNOW. LOOK.
>>NO! OKAY, WELL DAVE ON BEHALF OF ALL
WOMEN, WE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
>>HEY, DO YOU MAYBE WANT TO HANG OUT SOME TIME?
>>YOU MEAN LIKE A DATE.>>YEAH, LIKE A DATE.
>>UM — NO, THANK YOU.>>OKAY, BITCH.
I’M WEARING THIS SHIRT, AND YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME NUT.
I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES.>>NIGHTMARE.
>>YEAH.>>SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YOU ALL RIGHT?>>YEAH, YEAH, I’M FINE.
THANK YOU.>>YOU FROM AROUND HERE?
>>SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN THAT IN LIKE A SKEEZY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE
SORT OF WAY.>>NO, IT’S OKAY, I’M FROM D.C.
>>OH NO WAY, I WAS ACTUALLY JUST THERE FOR THE WOMEN’S
MARCH.>>REALLY?
>>YEAH, YEAH WE RENTED A BUS, AND BROUGHT DOWN LIKE A HUNDRED
PEOPLE FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHO DIDN’T HAVE A RIDE.
IT WAS HONESTLY, ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.
>>WOW, YOU’RE VERY NICE.>>WOULD YOU WANT TO COME TO MY
PLACE?>>OH, NO, THANK YOU.
>>BITCH.>>WHAT?
>>I FREAKING MARCHED FOR YOU, AND YOU WON’T GET DOWN ON THIS?
>>HEY, SHE’S NOT INTO IT MAN.>>FINE.
>>GOD.>>GUYS LIKE THAT ARE WHY WE
NEED A WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE. ENOUGH OF US MEN, RIGHT, WE HAD
OUR SHOT. SORRY, I’M A BROKEN RECORD.
I WORKED FOR HILARY.>>YOU DID.
I LOVE HILLARY.>>YEAH.
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, SINCE WE BOTH LOVE HILLARY?
>>YEAH, SURE.>>WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY
BALLS?>>EW, NO.
>>BITCH.>>WHAT?
>>BITCH.>>WHAT?
PLEASE, BUT IT’S NOT FAIR.>>OKAY, BUDDY.
THAT’S ENOUGH. MOVE ALONG.
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT MY FELLOW MAN.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT — DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE FOLLOW KAMALA HARRIS
ON TWITTER?>>YEAH, I DO.
>>DO YOU WANT TO EAT MY BUTT.>>NO.
>>BITCH. NO.
NO.>>AMY, I’M SO GLAD YOU ARE
HERE.>>I’M SORRY I’M LATE.
THESE GUYS ARE HORRIBLE.>>YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. I LOVE YOU.
>>OH YOU DO?>>YEAH.
>>TOUCH MY [ BLEEP ]?>>WHAT, NO.
>>BITCH. [ APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Girl at a Bar – SNL

  1. Future Men, don't let this be you…Dont beg for something that's so overrated… Ladies you don't wanna get hit on , go to female only events and you won't have to deal with unwanted attention. Now, let everybody else f$%k in peace.

  2. Toss up (pun intended) between the two evils of eating ass or Kamala Harris. Both leave a bad taste in your mouth and could potentially kill you.

  3. The way to pick up girls is: Never introduce yourself. When they leave, follow them …. so far that's all I got. Good start, huh?

  4. Ladies, there's no such thing as a heterosexual, Male feminist. They're all trying to have sex with you, good luck ladies. 😐

  5. Tsk tsk tsk SNL quick shot at President Trump…that's why I don't watch. Just checking in to see if you've changed. NOPE

  6. Wanna hear something funny? I saw a cute women at a bar so I approached and said hi. Se looked me up and down, and while turning away said: "Nope".
    So I yelled at a distance: "I'm not selling beanie babies I just thought you were cute."

  7. None of those guys were Chads so she didn’t feel any “chemistry”

    If it was Tom Brady then she would jump at the chance and Tom could literally be in his underpants. The truth is the blackest of pills

  8. Okay this video gives me so many opinions. Yes men are dicks sometimes but yeah not all are and it is funny. I do love how they did the thing with the girl doing it too because women can harrass men also

  9. This is an accurate representation of todays millennial beta males. It's actually pretty easy to pick up a feminist, you can easily get sex, but they'll never respect you because you don't act like a man nor respect yourself. No one will respect someone that doesn't respect and stand up for themselves.

  10. This is so accurate in today's world. Men does everything to impress women by dating them or joining a female rally and when men they finally think their going to get laid or have sex, they get rejected, curved, or put in the friend zone by women and they get upset about it. Moral of the story fellow men out there: Don't support women in any ways to please them or impress women by joining their cause like female liberation or feminism and get sex in return and don't chase after women that don't want you. It's a waste of time and energy. Female nature is confusing and complicated, you can't solve women's problem no matter how much you try, it's too impossible to understand women because like I said and I quote: Men are logical and women are emotional. My advice is go your own way which is MGTOW, focus on yourself and your purpose and everything else to improve in life as a real man(education, financially, body, mind, spirit, and other qualities) and women will be chasing after you, not the other way around. ✊✊✊✊✊. Don't be like these desperate, emotional, weak minded, clingy, and weak spirited beta males and incels who are too blue pilled in this Marxist society. But this skit is funny as fuck. ✊✊✊

  11. The funny thing is, that most people think the last girl's sexual come on was just an unrealistic funny joke, but most men who have frequented a bar/club have been aggressively hit on by the fat girl lol

  12. That's actually not very accurate. Most feminist just wanna fuck or get fucked without any consequences, because they are strong and independent.

  13. Totally tuned out after Kyle most of the snl cast is pure shit I can only give a pass to Kyle beck and maybe Pete Davidson

  14. The moral of this is that many women just really do like douchebag jock idiots who treat them like dirt. They chase after them for years and have really dysfunctional on and off relationships that are mind boggling to the outside observer.

  15. Actual feminist guys don't tell you that that's what they are. But they get laid a lot regardless. More than average (a lot of them are bi, so 100% more in some cases).

  16. Those guys should have offered that fat bitch some food
    When she was done stuffing her pie hole she would have put something else in there,,,,,,
    is what I heard Some1 say

  17. Typical leftists. Trash the president and have leftist politics and then they turn out to be total dirtbags themselves.

  18. Im from the south, this doesn't happen down here…… the dumbass liberals I mean, guys still use horrible pickup lines

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